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likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

Tumblring on my phone
Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

Types of Anime Characters

makochantachibanana:

elitekessu:

yuuki-anmy:

Bishonen:

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Dirty Old Man:

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Tsundere:

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Ninja Hero:

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Crossdresser:

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Aloof Big Brother:

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Delinquent Hero:

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School Idol:

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High School Student with a Double Life:

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The Shrimp:

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The Hero’s Bitches:

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Daddy’s Boy:

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Swag Master:

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White-Haired Pretty Boy:

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Sex God:

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The Useless Main Character:

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The Cutest Bitch You’ll Ever Meet:

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The Too-Talented-For-Their-Own-Good Main Character:

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Kira:

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Of course Kira gets his own little sub catergory

The Thug Shota

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The Sports Anime Mom

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Track: Kaneki's actual theme song
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sniffing:

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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im in!

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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