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princessofnerdingham:

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

It’s true

*new follower*
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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lightning-thighs:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

i don’t think this is a joke he might be serious

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

oldyellowtricks:

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)